Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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