win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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