OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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