We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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