whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He has the fingertips of a God
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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