She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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