Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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