Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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