Quick, to the slutcave!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
