i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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