no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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