STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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