it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The air was thick with penises
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
They took my balls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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