cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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