babies were throwing up all over the place
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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