you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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