Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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