dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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