I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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