how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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