How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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