Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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