Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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