you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I will pee on everything he values.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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