I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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