Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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