gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He kissed a someone with a penis
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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