He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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