I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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