why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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