i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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