Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You ruined the universe
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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