WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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