At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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