Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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