i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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