Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
In America we eat man semen.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!