Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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