i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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