batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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