this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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