If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We need to rekindle our bromance
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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