Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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