batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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