I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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