You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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