do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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