About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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