Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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