I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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