I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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