The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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