i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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