help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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