I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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