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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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