I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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