You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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